Tatiana: Bailey, what's your daily routine?
Bailey: First, wake Mom up. I often have to slap her in the face while she is sleeping. If that doesn't work, I will chew on her hair.
Tatiana: I just lay on top of her and lick her nose.
Bailey: Once Mom is FINALLY out of bed, I follow her into the bathroom so she doesn't get lost!
Tatiana: She doesn't get lost, Bailey. I go in too, because I must supervise her face washing regimen.
Bailey: Then, I get fed. Well, not right away. While Mom is preparing my meal, you smack me around, and then you get yelled at by Mom or Dad.
Tatiana: If you would just sit still by your bowl, I wouldn't smack you!!!
Bailey: Once breakfast is over, I follow Mom around to say thank you, and she pets me a lot saying what a good girl I am!
Tatiana: Blah blah blah, whatever.
Bailey: You are just jealous, Tatiana. Then, I usually have to go to the litterbox. And, by the way, could you please stop chasing me the second I am finished??? You know Mom and Dad are just going to yell at you.
Tatiana: I am a Torti. Enough said.
Bailey: Sometimes I will play in the kitchen, chasing toys and sliding. Wheee, it's a lot of fun. I try to get into the cupboards too, but Mom yells at me for that.
Tatiana: I get yelled at for doing that, too!
Bailey: When it's naptime, I find the purrfect spot and wait for the sun to come shining in. I love it!!
Tatiana: Under the bed for me, I like it dark. What's the rest of your day like, Bailey?
Tatiana: We get yelled at a lot. Just sayin'.